2 BREADS

BALLS

R.I.C.E.

DRUGS

SWEARTER

BABE

WHAT IT MEANS TO WIN

Dr. X-Ray

OMG

NOTHING BUT

A rejected Foot Locker t-shirt.

Indian Head Kaleidoscope

Player Please

NEW NOTE TAKING BOOK

My ______ Abilities

RAIN

Gypsy Eyee

Wrestling Nut

This was almost a blogmail cover.

Goblin Tuxedo

EROTIC BUGS

HUNKS

JANI-TOR (An obscure HE-MAN Character)

FORTUNE

hamburger.ai

I was looking through some old Adobe Illustrator files on my work computer and came across a file called hamburger.ai. I couldn't resist opening it. All that was found was some vector type that said the above.

HELP US!

MONKEY KNOWLEDGE

KING OF THE JUNGLE

WHAT GIRLZ LUV

CAT RENDERINGS - 1

GIRLZ LOVE...

MYSTACHE

NANNERPUSS

AS seen on TV http://youtu.be/4kK6F7t-x6E

ANGRY WEATHER

CHILDHOOD 5 - DYNAMITE IN THE FISH POND

My Dad built a fish pond below the house. It was stalked with Salmon. In the Fall when the canal water went dry the remaining fish got trapped in a small pond of water. In years past we would spear them out, but then my Dad went and dug the deep end of the pond much deeper one year. Making spearing them out impossible. So we tied some homemade M100's (basically Dynamite) to a large rock with a waterproof fuse and threw it in the pond. Seconds later, Sushi salad!

CHILDHOOD 4 - HORSE ATTACK

When I was 8 years old I was climbing around on my neighbors fence (she was an equestrian) and fell off into their pasture right behind a horse. When I stood up I frightened it and it kicked me in the face! I just remember flipping head over hoof. A day later a huge red hoof mark appeared on my face. I probably should have died but here I am. This was the 1st of my nine lives that I have lost. I think I only have 2 left. More on the others in the near future.

BIRTHDAY CARD/COUPON

FLASH CARDS 3

Does that llama have worms? Is a piñata with a wig? All I know is space just got a lot less scary to me.

FLASH CARDS 2

THe "Silly Rabbit" illustration is pure genius! Carrots playing keep-away with with a box of Trix.  A-Mazing!

FLASH CARDS 1

So, I got a bunch of these hand drawn cards for Christmas from my one and only brother the Gargoyle Wig. There are about 15 total. I will be posting them over the next few days for your viewing pleasure.