Friday, April 1, 2011

JANI-TOR (An obscure HE-MAN Character)

FORTUNE

hamburger.ai

I was looking through some old Adobe Illustrator files on my work computer and came across a file called hamburger.ai. I couldn't resist opening it. All that was found was some vector type that said the above.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

CHILDHOOD 5 - DYNAMITE IN THE FISH POND

My Dad built a fish pond below the house. It was stalked with Salmon. In the Fall when the canal water went dry the remaining fish got trapped in a small pond of water. In years past we would spear them out, but then my Dad went and dug the deep end of the pond much deeper one year. Making spearing them out impossible. So we tied some homemade M100's (basically Dynamite) to a large rock with a waterproof fuse and threw it in the pond. Seconds later, Sushi salad!

Friday, January 7, 2011

CHILDHOOD 4 - HORSE ATTACK

When I was 8 years old I was climbing around on my neighbors fence (she was an equestrian) and fell off into their pasture right behind a horse. When I stood up I frightened it and it kicked me in the face! I just remember flipping head over hoof. A day later a huge red hoof mark appeared on my face. I probably should have died but here I am. This was the 1st of my nine lives that I have lost. I think I only have 2 left. More on the others in the near future.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

FLASH CARDS 3

Does that llama have worms? Is a piƱata with a wig? All I know is space just got a lot less scary to me.

FLASH CARDS 2

THe "Silly Rabbit" illustration is pure genius! Carrots playing keep-away with with a box of Trix.  A-Mazing!

Monday, January 3, 2011

FLASH CARDS 1

So, I got a bunch of these hand drawn cards for Christmas from my one and only brother the Gargoyle Wig. There are about 15 total. I will be posting them over the next few days for your viewing pleasure.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

CHILDHOOD 3 - KILLING BABY SKUNKS

While my Dad was out of town our property got invaded by a skunk family (4-5 newborn skunks and the Mom). Mom called Dad on the road and Dad said kill them all. Mom went to the safe and grabbed a 45 Mag. and... the rest is skunk meat.

TIS THE SEASON

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

CHILDHOOD 1

Maris illustrating Tyson's childhood #1 - Family and no-family pets.