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KING OF THE JUNGLE

WHAT GIRLZ LUV

CAT RENDERINGS - 1

GIRLZ LOVE...

MYSTACHE

NANNERPUSS

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ANGRY WEATHER

CHILDHOOD 5 - DYNAMITE IN THE FISH POND

My Dad built a fish pond below the house. It was stalked with Salmon. In the Fall when the canal water went dry the remaining fish got trapped in a small pond of water. In years past we would spear them out, but then my Dad went and dug the deep end of the pond much deeper one year. Making spearing them out impossible. So we tied some homemade M100's (basically Dynamite) to a large rock with a waterproof fuse and threw it in the pond. Seconds later, Sushi salad!

CHILDHOOD 4 - HORSE ATTACK

When I was 8 years old I was climbing around on my neighbors fence (she was an equestrian) and fell off into their pasture right behind a horse. When I stood up I frightened it and it kicked me in the face! I just remember flipping head over hoof. A day later a huge red hoof mark appeared on my face. I probably should have died but here I am. This was the 1st of my nine lives that I have lost. I think I only have 2 left. More on the others in the near future.

BIRTHDAY CARD/COUPON

FLASH CARDS 3

Does that llama have worms? Is a piñata with a wig? All I know is space just got a lot less scary to me.

FLASH CARDS 2

THe "Silly Rabbit" illustration is pure genius! Carrots playing keep-away with with a box of Trix.  A-Mazing!

FLASH CARDS 1

So, I got a bunch of these hand drawn cards for Christmas from my one and only brother the Gargoyle Wig. There are about 15 total. I will be posting them over the next few days for your viewing pleasure.

KARATE DOG ANIMATION

CHILDHOOD 3 - KILLING BABY SKUNKS

While my Dad was out of town our property got invaded by a skunk family (4-5 newborn skunks and the Mom). Mom called Dad on the road and Dad said kill them all. Mom went to the safe and grabbed a 45 Mag. and... the rest is skunk meat.

TIS THE SEASON

CHILDHOOD 2 - HUNTING TRIP CIRCA '91

Scout hunting trip. Crossbows,  22's and pistols. I think I killed 80+ that weekend.

HOW MANY SLEEPS TILL CHRISTMAS?

CHILDHOOD 1

Maris illustrating Tyson's childhood #1 - Family and no-family pets.

LIFE SUPPORT

CUTLET DREAMING

SAD CLOUD

SPACE IS THE PLACE

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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT JAZZ

SINTER CORN

SERIOUS SAILORS

ATLANTIC CITY

BODY MAKER

SEEDS

NEVER FORGET

ORANGE MAN

WOLF MEAT DINNER

JUMP A YULE

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CAT BACHELORS

CRAZY 4 DOGS

KARATE DOG

THAT DOG

RE$T

VECTOR SAVVY

HAUNTED FACES

WHISH YOU WERE HERE

MY VISION

UNEXPECTED

GOWANUS RAT

HALLOWEEN SUCKS!

3 THOUGHTS

TERRIBLE HALLOWEEN